That’s so wrong:
Which Programming Language are You?
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May 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Are you sure it’s wrong? ;)
May 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
(i am perl)
May 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I WANT TO BE PERL!
May 7th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I am Javascript. So that means, er, I dunno.
May 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Javascript’s a lovely language you lucky dog.
May 7th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
You are Prolog. You enjoy looking for different ways to solve a problem. You take longer to solve them, but usually come up with more than one solution.
Ace :)
May 7th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
That’s better than mine too. I suppose I have to be thankful I wasn’t Visual Basic. Of course that might not be an option.
May 7th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
It is an option :)
http://lyxus.net/god
May 7th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Oh yeah.
Hey that’s a waste of a good lyxus URL :)
May 7th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Yeah :(
You should reassign it :)
May 7th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Nah - random is better. If I start messing with it it’ll never stop :)
May 8th, 2007 at 8:47 am
I wonder if you leave all the questions blank it tells you you are this…
http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/
…? :o)
May 8th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Oh crap.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:30 am
@Andy - ISTR you messing with [ removed NSFW ] ;)
May 8th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Well remembered :)
I’m nothiing if not inconsistent.
May 8th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
“Very popular and open to suggestions”? hahahaharofl. “very crappy and open to coredumping” would be more like it. ;)
I am Smalltalk apparently. wtf, I wanted to be perl too!
May 8th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
We needs Matt’s answers so we can learn how to become Perl :)
May 9th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Smalltalk.
At least working in Ada hasn’t rubbed off on me.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I am Lisp. I wanted to be Python.
May 11th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
“You are Lisp. Very few people like you (Probably because you use too many parenthesis (You better stop it (Reallly)))”
parentheses
May 11th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Yeah, yeah. All you people who aren’t freakin’ C++ can stop whinging right now :)
May 11th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
“You are Binary. You are not human and go to great lengths to prove it. You always know where you are and how you got there, but no one else does, ever.”
Sounds just like me :)
May 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Since when was binary a programming language?
May 11th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
> Since when was binary a programming language?
you’re C++, you’d say that about anything less abstract :)
May 11th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
not very work safe that link of Olly’s. i’m now going to scrub my cache, my cookies and get a pre-emptive email strike in with the IS manager. thanks.
May 11th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Censored :)
May 16th, 2007 at 11:34 am
“Since when was binary a programming language?”
You tell us, you’re the one with the stupid fucking typedefs and stuff :)
May 16th, 2007 at 11:36 am
I’m telling you: it isn’t :)
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I am Perl! Hooray!
First Grade quality crayon drawings
Go down one road then come back and go down the other
$
Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, etc.
By looking at someone else’s paper
Hacker
Pearls of wisdom
Mr. Do
Wonder what hallucinogen you had just taken
Frat boys
Do like a Roman
Java
PRINT
ESPN
Comic Sans MS
It was randomly generated by a perl script